AtomicBaboon!?!

I had an idea today for a new office supply store called "Office Despot". It would sell things like CCTV systems with cameras that could be easily hidden in cubicles so that a manager can watch their employees. A timing system with optical sensors that keep track of when a person enters and leaves their cube so a manager can know for sure when their employees come into work and sit down at their desk. Office supplies with GPS tracking devices in them so a manager can keep track of whether or not their employees are stealing office supplies. For the compassionate despot nice, comfortable, ergonomic office chairs... with built in shackles so that when you need to force your employees to work on weekends they won't be uncomfortable. Custom propaganda posters praising your unsurpassed management skills to remind your subj... errr... employees how great you are and how lucky they are to serv... errr work for you. The possibilities are endless and I think there may be a huge, untapped market for these products. I have ideas for office decorations such as concertina wire, sniper nests, etc. for the Despot that has a taste for the finer things in life and appreciates things that make his life as a tyrant easier.

By the way. This isn't in response to anything specific that has happened to me or anyone I know. I just saw Office Depot today and for some reason this all popped in my head.